Poor Children
I noticed today’s poll on canoe and it made me shake my head. The question reads: What’s the worst celebrity baby name? There are four options: a) Apple; b) Moon Unit; c) Jermajesty; and d) Rumor.
I didn’t vote in this poll because I couldn’t decide; THEY’RE ALL TERRIBLE!
What’s wrong with these celebrities? Don’t they think their kids will have messed-up-enough lives already since they’re children of celebrities? They don’t need to get more hassle from the other kids at school because of their ridiculous name. I don’t get it… maybe it’s because I’m not an artist.
So to all you creative, inspired, enlightened artists and aspiring artists, don’t set your kids back! Give them a sane name.
Thank you.